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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the programmer go broke?","punchline":"He used up all his cache","id":417}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the late tomato say to the early tomato?","punchline":"I’ll ketch up","id":175}
{"fact":"In multi-cat households, cats of the opposite sex usually get along better.","length":75}
{"slip": { "id": 61, "advice": "Once in a while, eat some sweets you used to enjoy when you were younger."}}
{"fact":"A healthy cat has a temperature between 38 and 39 degrees Celcius.","length":66}
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Enrico Braggiotti was a Turkish-born Monegasque banker.
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{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}